Horny

[David Bowie erection sound effect] x 2
Mark: You got me horny in the morning, I am very [stiff],
Lard: And I also have a very large [erection] Mark,
M: Yes, And my [testicles] feel tight and full of s**** you know,
L: Well let's go out and try to bag a bit of top flight ?****
M: I'm horny, horny horny horny,
My p**** is engorged with [blood].
L: I'd like to e******** into a v*****
M&L: Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight.
M: You got me horny, I would really love to have some [sex],
L: I would also like to engage in o*** s** with some girls,
M: Yes that's a good idea,
I'd like to [tongue] a s*** myself,
L: And perhaps finish off with a bout of a*** our kid.
M: I'm horny, horny horny horny,
I'd like to engage in all manors of s***** ********
L: I'd like to s***** your c*** with my finger.
M&L: Cos We're horny, horny horny horny tonight.
M: Yes-as-you've-probably-realised, I am very horny,
I'd like to ********* over a large pair of m*******
L: And being bisexual I'm not adverse to [testicles]
M&L: We're horny, horny horny horny tonight,
Yes We're horny, horny horny horny tonight,
Yes We're horny, horny horny horny toniiiiight.
[David Bowie erection sound effect]