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Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass Lyrics
They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last year's summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely
To jewelry and champagne
But you left me empty handed, yeah
You left me feeling plain
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
And it goes
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
You say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
And it goes
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
So sick of you calling up
Telephone me
No; fuck you, girl
I'm going out
I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall now
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
We'll drink till the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
(Not laughing)
Don't think it's so damn trashy what you did this holiday?
(So trashy)
I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
(Wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
Here it goes
Merry Christmas
(Bitch)
Kiss my ass
To have my chance with you
Now last year's summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
To jewelry and champagne
But you left me empty handed, yeah
You left me feeling plain
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
And it goes
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
I thought that for a while
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
And it goes
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
Telephone me
No; fuck you, girl
I'm going out
I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall now
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
We'll drink till the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
'Cause I'm not laughing
(Not laughing)
Don't think it's so damn trashy what you did this holiday?
(So trashy)
I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
(Wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing alone
Here it goes
Merry Christmas
(Bitch)
Kiss my ass
Song Info
Submitted by
thoseguiltyeyes On Dec 10, 2010
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Everyone else's lyrics has "So I wrote you a song hope that you sing along" and you have "alone"
..I think you're right. I don't hear a 'g' and alone fits better within the lyrics. :)
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I'm pretty sure Santa Claus sang this first. Great Song.
she fucked up during the holidays so it kind of ruined that holiday for him because all he saw was the pain she caused him