We Hate Money

Ooh-ooh
Mothafuckin' money (money)
AAAHHHHH! We hate money (money)
Broke people stand up, if you lack cash put a hand up!
We hate money, and all the people gettin' paid, throw all your money on stage!
We hate money, dollars, cash, G's, unless you're gonna give some to me!
We hate money, and everyone who has it, we would do things that you couldn't imagine!
If I ever had money, I would do some crazy shit
I'd probably hire Lady Gaga to babysit
So give me money, and I'll be like 'fuck it'
I'll drop a hundred grand to make a vegan man eat turducken!
You know I wouldn't hold off, I would spend my figures
I'd get a nose job (yeah?), make it even bigger (oh.)
Set my Nisan on fire on the lawn
then I'd buy my own plane, step on and yell "BOMB!"
And as my ego and my pocket swelled
I'd fly to the next town to go to taco bell
Then I'd pay all the haters to become believers
I'd pay Kanye West to punch Justin Bieber
And then I'd buy a bunch of heroin
And get really arrogant
And pay all the foreigners to become Americans
The possibilities are endless, I would even go to the dentist!
But We hate money (money)
Broke people stand up, if you lack cash put a hand up!
We hate money, and all the people gettin' paid, throw all your money on stage!
We hate money, dollars, cash, G's, unless you're gonna give some to me!
We hate money, and everyone who has it, we would do things that you couldn't imagine!
We got trash on the porch
We never owned a Porsche
We only wear neckties to weddings and to court
Our pay gets docked like it's coming in to port
So we keep cigars split up like they're getting a divorce
Employees all annoyed
Checks all void
Eminem's the only one still employed in Detroit
Bobs losing jobs from Nevada to Dakotas
And we're not Japanese, but we're broke as toyotas
Broseph, I know noticed, fired and demoted
They're drinking tap water 'cause they can't afford sodas
Struggling, covering shifts, just to buy Christmas gifts
Before Tiger had mistresses
We're at Wall Mart
We hate Wall Street
As far as being in debt we are balls deep
Collectors call me, fuckin' all week
But I send that shit straight to voicemail!
We hate money (money)
Broke people stand up, if you lack cash put a hand up!
We hate money, and all the people gettin' paid, throw all your money on stage!
We hate money, dollars, cash, G's, unless you're gonna give some to me!
We hate money, and everyone who has it, we would do things that you couldn't imagine!
They told us 'go to college', expand our domes
Now we're jobless with $60,000 in loans
And the bank account's minus, surviving debts
While the CEO's fly by in private jets
So let me see your lighters
our funds couldn't be tighter
And you call h'orderves appetizers
If your whole predicament's vile
But you're still trying to smile with the bills piled for miles
Problems? We got 98+1
No trust funds
If the cops come we must RUN!
I do it for my belt buckle, black lung, white nuckle, blue colar, gold artist, slaves to the dollar, say:
We hate money (money)
Broke people stand up, if you lack cash put a hand up!
We hate money, and all the people gettin' paid, throw all your money on stage!
We hate money, dollars, cash, G's, unless you're gonna give some to me!
We hate money, and everyone who has it, we would do things that you couldn't imagine!
We hate money (money)
Broke people stand up, if you lack cash keep your hands up!
We hate money (money), and all the people gettin' paid, you can all go away!
We hate money, (and) dollars, (and) cash, (and) G's, (and) unless you're gonna give some to me! We hate money, and everyone who has it, we would do things that you couldn't imagine! (We hate monayyy!)