I Got Hate

I hate Eric Clapton and Jeremy Kyle and Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown.
I fucking hate Boris Johnson; let’s kick him in then kick him out of town.
I don't like Bono and I don't like Geldof but that’s already been said,
I never liked Charlton Heston I’m glad the fucker’s dead.
I hate Jessica Simpson for warbling on and expecting us to thank her,
On one hand Ted Nugent’s a sick guitarist but on the other he's a wanker.
I hate anyone that’s ever had pre-marital sex then voted for a pro-life candidate.
I hate those that have bought their way into music you'll never understand what rock and roll’s about.
I hold no allegiance to those born into power like the Queen Mother,
I hate every single person who's ever been on or auditioned for Big Brother.
I hate Brown and Cameron and anyone who's ever been a leader of a political party,
because anyone who wants to be my leader doesn't get a vote from me.
I hate every band that plays student funk or inoffensive electric blues.
I hate every dick-head who calls me a sell-out when I can’t even afford new shoes.
I hate people who don't know how to let their hair down when the Beastie Boys fought, and will one day die for your right to party.
And most of all I hate Jeremy Clarkson.