Criminal Intent

Somebody alert the authorities I've got criminal intent,
Conspiracy to engage in lewd and indecent acts and events.
I'mma wind it, grind it, oh my, I'mma say it again...
(Somebody alert the authorities, you've got criminal intent). (x2)
Somebody alert the authorities I've got criminal intent,
Conspiracy to engage in lewd and indecent acts and events.
Imma wind it, grind it, oh my, I'mma say it again
Somebody alert the authorities I've got criminal intent.
Will the defendant please rise and state your full name for the record.
"Robyn."
Do you wish to say anything before the sentence is opposed?
"I do your honor."
You know, from time to time I need to get down,
Unwind and just bump and grind,
And get my shine, have some fun: a little dirty never hurt anyone.
I admit I can get somewhat X-rated on the floor,
But your honor how's that something you get incarcerated for?
I done nothing that's wrong [...?] something that's frowned upon.
I object more strongly judge, they played my song.
CHORUS
Yo judge, may the record reflect the fact that I don't have any priors.
Besides, would you pardon me for being inappropriately attired?
But yo listen, them cuffs down at county totally ripped up my pantyhose,
And some snitch-punk at legal stole my voucher for court clothes.
I done nothing that's wrong [...?] something that's frowned upon.
I object more strongly judge, they played my song.
CHORUS