Classic Case

I could stand here
Whispering for 3 1/2 minutes
And still sound a lot more interesting
Than you ever could be screaming
I could stand here
Dead silent for 3 1/2 hours
And still sound a lot more intelligent
Than your memorized ivy league life
And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know cuz
You know, you know, you know, you know (2x)
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case
I could hold your blue pale hand for 3 1/2 years
But I'd never be the right hand
That you've been looking for
And what's more
You've got a lot more to deal with
Than chasing me
A boy you'll never be with
Because of my pretty pink insides
And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know cuz
You know, you know, you know, you know (2x)
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case
And my catchphrase
Is so real DUMB
Coming off of your hungry tongue! (x2)
You could stand here whispering for 3 1/2 hours
About how much you do miss me
And I would not flinch
You did this
You know, you know, you know, you know (2x)
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case