Nathan Vs. The Forgetful Frog

Sunday morning I was sound asleep,
I was deep inside a dream about eternity,
I rest in certainty that I won't die,
'Cause I have so much left that I could do with my life,
The night lies in peril in the trunk of the car,
I've got a shotgun next to my acoustic guitar,
So park the car down the block, and turn off the lights,
I'll be a hero for sure if i die tonight,
When they sing,
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,
The streets run red with the blood of the saints,
They're screaming patronize our communes in conservative ways,
So prostitute the gods and prey on the weak,
Steal the souls from the vulnerable while slicing their cheeks,
Oh I'm a Midwestern cowboy and I talk with my gun,
We'll stack your bodies with the widowers to burn in the sun,
'Cause flesh is only flesh to us regardless of life,
Your legacy and millions we'll bury with your wives,
And scream...
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,
So three cheers for the pharaohs they're rippin' out my tongue,
They're blistering their virtue and they're eatin' their young,
They're shackling my credit cards and salting my wounds,
They're burning down the mountains and they're hiding the moon,
North Dakota is the land that I sold,
South Dakota is where I will grow old,
North Virginia burns with one foot in the grave,
Ohio is a prison cell and I'm Illinois enslaved,
(Sing it)
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,
You're a natural kid,
You were born for this,