Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
you know the one thing i notice about critics man?
is.. critics never ask me how my day went
well imma tell em
Verse 1:
yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
you wanna criticize dog try a little mo
im so tired of this i could blow, fire in the hole
im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
better hold on a little tighter here i go
flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
so ya better get to blowin in flow rider inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
why am i like this? why is winter cold
why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
this isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
those are your wounds this is the salt
so get lost
shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers gizzards and balls
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
so sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
got the gall to make chris piss in his draws
ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog
Hook:
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so fuckin sick i got ambulances pullin me over and shit
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
Verse 2:
I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look
this aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
that the crook just took over so book
run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan
i pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin a fan
mr mathers is the man
yeah im pissed but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
come back and whip your ass with it again
salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the ass of iron man
turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a fuckin chance is assanine
yeah ask the nine man
hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
fuck it i aint playin
pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
vietnam vet.. im out my fuckin mind man
kick over the can beat his ass and leave him 9 grand
so if i seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of fuckin corn and peanut boo (?)
sayin you sick quit playin you prick dont nobody care
then why the fuck am i yellin at air
i aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
nobody will fuckin test me cause these hos wont even dare
im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here
naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair
Hook:
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so hot my motherfuckin firetrucks on fire homie
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
your on fire
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
you know the one thing i notice about critics man?
is.. critics never ask me how my day went
well imma tell em
yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
you wanna criticize dog try a little mo
im so tired of this i could blow, fire in the hole
im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
better hold on a little tighter here i go
flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
so ya better get to blowin in flow rider inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
why am i like this? why is winter cold
why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
this isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
those are your wounds this is the salt
so get lost
shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers gizzards and balls
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
so sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
got the gall to make chris piss in his draws
ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so fuckin sick i got ambulances pullin me over and shit
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look
this aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
that the crook just took over so book
run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan
i pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin a fan
mr mathers is the man
yeah im pissed but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
come back and whip your ass with it again
salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the ass of iron man
turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a fuckin chance is assanine
yeah ask the nine man
hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
fuck it i aint playin
pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
vietnam vet.. im out my fuckin mind man
kick over the can beat his ass and leave him 9 grand
so if i seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of fuckin corn and peanut boo (?)
sayin you sick quit playin you prick dont nobody care
then why the fuck am i yellin at air
i aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
nobody will fuckin test me cause these hos wont even dare
im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here
naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so hot my motherfuckin firetrucks on fire homie
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
your on fire
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Hose is definitely ho's, however you want to spell it. n (and) flow righter inside of a lowrider This isn't Golf this is a blisterin assault burnin up everyone else's Coal Yeah that's Denyin Man Get hit with a Flyin crayon You ain't never seen a brut Peanut Poop
you're right on everything except it IS "burning up everyone else's cold" and it is definitely "Ask Denaun man" Denaun Porter is Kon Artis' (from D12) real name.
you're right on everything except it IS "burning up everyone else's cold" and it is definitely "Ask Denaun man" Denaun Porter is Kon Artis' (from D12) real name.
reminds me a little bit of the song "marshall mathers" and a little bit like the album relapse without the awful accent
not a favorite of his on recovery nothing great
Very disappointed with the chorus on this one
this song is very classic eminem material, this style dates back to ten years ago, both of you guys are terrible em fans if you cant recognize that
Disappointed with the chorus? Maybe you should listen to what he says in the song: "I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook this for a song, look..."
He's not trying to appease critics and the masses. He did this one for his old school fans and he did it well.
This song is definitely classic eminem, not a whole lot of depth to it, but definitely some very well put together rhymes.
"man im so hot my motherfuckin firetrucks on fire homie" hahaha, definately Slim Shady style sense of humour.
Can anyone tell me what the line about Michaels hair is (and who Michael is) or is it a McGuffin?
I feel like he's talking about michael jackson cause in his old song he's always dissin MJ.. like he just thought of a punchline about him but he said he decided not to waste it, and he has to rewrite it anyway
I feel like he's talking about michael jackson cause in his old song he's always dissin MJ.. like he just thought of a punchline about him but he said he decided not to waste it, and he has to rewrite it anyway
"im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair"
"im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair"
It is definitely a reference to Michael Jackson. His hair caught on fire during a pepsi commercial a long time ago. The metaphor was probably dissing him in some way but now because he's dead he just decided to rewrite it. See, Em still has respect..
It is definitely a reference to Michael Jackson. His hair caught on fire during a pepsi commercial a long time ago. The metaphor was probably dissing him in some way but now because he's dead he just decided to rewrite it. See, Em still has respect..
he says "oops" after saying that line about "Michaels hair". what do you think is behind that? does he feel bad for saying that knowing the fact that he died while making this record?
he says "oops" after saying that line about "Michaels hair". what do you think is behind that? does he feel bad for saying that knowing the fact that he died while making this record?
who is the chris he's referring to at the end of the first verse?
My guess would be Christopher Reeve, as he's made fun of him in several songs, even though he's dead. Plus the "skip him" part works on two levels, as he's dead and would need skipping along with the fact that he was a paraplegic.
My guess would be Christopher Reeve, as he's made fun of him in several songs, even though he's dead. Plus the "skip him" part works on two levels, as he's dead and would need skipping along with the fact that he was a paraplegic.
why does he always make fun of christopher reeve? what did he do to him?
why does he always make fun of christopher reeve? what did he do to him?
"why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)"
It sounds like he's saying "hoes" He says he's biased to the hoes.. bias can go both ways.. negative or positive.. just fyi. Thanks for the lyrics.
Best song on the album. Actually sounds like classic eminem. as long as he keeps poppin vics and valiums every now and then, we'll get good songs like this.