You're So Stupid

What's it like inside your head, where you know you're the king?
And your wisdom and your talent are both never-ending
Where you help the little people who all need your helping,
And the extent of who you are is more than just buying jeans
You and I are no one, both already dead,
And I know that things are wonderful inside of your head...
You're so stupid, you make no sense, you're so dense,
You're unintelligent, irrelevant, with no self-defense,
And I'm tired of hearing you speak, I'm so weak,
Because every single thing that you are sucks the life from me
Always so grown up and so in need of your space
To make the world invert inside of you and put things in place,
And to really be a man you've got to find you a wife,
One that can barely breathe on her own, you need a spousal parasite
You and I are no one, heavy brains made of lead,
And you always seem much bigger when you're inside your head
You and I are nothing, both already dead,
And I know that things are wonderful inside of your head
You're so stupid, you make no sense, you're so dense,
You're unintelligent, irrelevant, with no self-defense,
And I'm tired of hearing you speak, I'm so weak,
Because every single thing that you are sucks the life from me
The stones I'm throwing hit the wall and bounce back,
Crush my bones under the weight of my attack;
My sentence condemns me to dragging my chain
Across the desert of my selfishness and I am only to blame
I'm so stupid, I make no sense, I'm so dense
I'm unintelligent, irrelevant, with no self-defense,
And I'm tired of hearing me speak, I'm so weak,
Because every single thing that I am sucks the life from me
You're so stupid, you make no sense, you're so dense,
You're unintelligent, irrelevant, with no self-defense,
And I'm tired of hearing you speak, I'm so weak,
Because every single thing that you are sucks the life from me