My Goal is Not to Suck Today

Waking up on Thursday morning
Search the floor for jeans already worn and
Grab a pen and I'm ready to start the day
I'll set my watch and like a ticking bomb now
I'm absolutely certain that I'll say or do something wrong
Just step aside and you're bound to get blown away
Oh oh
Step aside and you're bound to get blown away
Give it time I'm sure I'll mess it up
Try and prove the day to keep my mouth shut
Turn the key talking
When I run out of things to say
Lately I've been into self deprecations
A hobby, a habit, a self-motivation
Blamed myself that I've done it already today
Blame the band whose name ends with a K
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not terrible everything
My goal is not to suck today
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not pathetic in every way
My goal is not to suck today
Waking up on Friday morning
Never took off my jeans
So now there's nothing on the floor
And I grab my pillow and I'm ready to waste the day
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not terrible at everything
My goal is not to suck today
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not pathetic in every way
My goal's the same as every day
My goal is not to suck today
And I know I've been dealt a great hand in life
It's a frustrating part
Cause I didn't get as far
As I thought by now I would have [x4]
Hoping I would have
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not terrible at everything
My goal is not to suck today
Maybe today's the day
That I'm not pathetic in every way
My goal's the same as every day
I'd never make it anyway
My goal is not to suck today [x3]