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Big Blue Dress Lyrics
I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time
I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime
I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire
The weapon of my choice is great balls of fire
So why I ask it just doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
Sit right back and your troubles melt away
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
I was taught my craft at the dawn of pain
You may not like my methods but you'll surely know my name
I just think incendiary thoughts and my hands burst into flames
A few moments later and you'll never be the same
So why I ask it just doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
Sit right back and your troubles melt away
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
So if you're embarrassed and you hang your head in shame
You'd like an opportunity to redeem your worthy name
Well just remember this when next you look to kill
That a man who's truly skilled can look quite good in twill
So why I ask it just doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
Sit right back and your troubles melt away
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime
I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire
The weapon of my choice is great balls of fire
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
You may not like my methods but you'll surely know my name
I just think incendiary thoughts and my hands burst into flames
A few moments later and you'll never be the same
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
You'd like an opportunity to redeem your worthy name
Well just remember this when next you look to kill
That a man who's truly skilled can look quite good in twill
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what may inquire were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
He uses fire but his robe looks so gay
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Of course this song tells the story of a mighty Mage who because he's a Mage is forced to wear cloth"a Dress"