It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'

We had a cat down on our farm
It had a ball of yarn
When those little cats were born
They all had sweaters on
CORUS
It ain't gonna' rain no more no more
It ain't gonna' rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more
There once was a man lay down by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And when the coroner came
He called it sewer side.
CORUS.
We had a goat down on our farm
It ate up old tin cans
When those little goats were born
They came in Ford sedans.
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CHORUS
The chamber maid came to my bed
Get up you lazy sinner
We need the sheets for table cloths
And it's almost time for dinner
CHORUS
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To try out Jack's new flivver
The car broke down a mile from town
And dumped them in the river
CHORUS
Took my girl to the ball game
To the game she went with me
When the umpire yelled ball 3
She wouldn't go home with me.
CHORUS
Took my girl to the circus
She went happily
She got stuck on the elephants trunk
And wouldn't go home with me.
CHORUS
Mary had a little lamb
was nothing but a leg of mutton
Every time he turned around
He left a licorice button
CORUS
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
Every time he turned around
He burned his little seater