This Semester

If your extra curricular activities were kissing boys
Then you'd have an A plus
I can’t defend you or your drunken ways
And that softball tee is way too short to support
All of the pain you've been putting it through
Lightweights to the back of the room
(Lightweights to the back of the room)
The word on the streets is that this social scene has gone to shit
I need a wake-up call
So when the party is on, we can go
Or we can stay home
So we'll just stay home
And Miss Valedictorian
Please don't throw up on your shirt again
How many times do I have to tell you?
I won't last long in those out of state schools
If I'm not dead in the next five years
Then these mistakes that I have made
Weren't really worth a thing (x2)
The word on the streets is that this social scene has gone to shit
I need a wake-up call
So when the party is on, we can go
Or we can stay home
So we'll just stay home
And if we're up all night
Don't be afraid to say goodbye to me
And if this room keeps spinning
I'll keep singing along
She'll waste this higher education
Dancing on top of bar tops
So cut her off right now
Cut her off before she drops
And falls to the ground
Save those lush glances for the clubs
And if you're in this for the love
Then this semester is where it stops
I need a wake-up call
So when the party is on, we can go
Or we can stay home
So we'll just stay home
And if we're up all night
Don't be afraid to say goodbye to me, to me
And if this room keeps spinning
I'll keep singing along
When this room keeps spinning, I'll keep singing
When this room keeps spinning, I'll keep singing
When this room keeps spinning, I'll keep singing along