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Preposterous Tales in the Life of Ken McKenzie

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Hello, Ken

I went out with a mongol sister's lesbian friend
(Or the more politically correct "famous DJ's sister's friend")
I was on Crackerjack at the age of 10
And I saw the Sex Pistols play at the 100 Club
And I spent New Year's Eve at Sensible's den

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

I lost a £1,000 playing brag last night
I flew to Amsterdam to start a riot
And I once saw the Palace score 4 goals away from home
And I've won every game of Trivial Pursuit I've ever played

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

I once ate 6 mars bar in half an hour, oh did you Ken?
And whilst working on a site I unearthed a bomb, oh did you Ken?
And I once had a shower with two American girls at the same time Ken?
Naw that's preposterous

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

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bananahero On Feb 09, 2010

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Hello, Ken

I went out with a mongol sister's lesbian friend
(Or the more politically correct "famous DJ's sister's friend")
I was on Crackerjack at the age of 10
And I saw the Sex Pistols play at the 100 Club
And I spent New Year's Eve at Sensible's den

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

I lost a £1,000 playing brag last night
I flew to Amsterdam to start a riot
And I once saw the Palace score 4 goals away from home
And I've won every game of Trivial Pursuit I've ever played

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

I once ate 6 mars bar in half an hour, oh did you Ken?
And whilst working on a site I unearthed a bomb, oh did you Ken?
And I once had a shower with two American girls at the same time Ken?
Naw that's preposterous

Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales, now then, now then
Preposterous tales in the life of Ken McKenzie

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2010-02-09 02:34:15

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