Carter, They're Unstoppable

I read about a band in South East 23
I thought it was me I thought it was me
Riding around on a 68 bus
I thought it was us, I thought it was us
I phoned Steve Lamacq and said who do you mean
He said Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
I asked John Beast where is the scene
He said Carter the Unstoppable Sex machine
(Must check these guys out)
Well, here we are again in 1992
Is there anything new, to see, hear or do?
Two guys with a beat box on Top of the Pops
It happened to them why didn't happen for us
And if we came up with such tortuous rhymes
We'd be Carter the Unstoppable Sex Mashyne
And if we wrote such songs we'd have to come clean and
Join Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
If we wrote such song we'd have to come clean
And join Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
I read about a band in South East 23
I thought it was me I thought it was me
Riding around on a 68 bus
I thought it was us, I thought it was us
I phoned Steve Lamacq and said who do you mean
He said Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Boldly going where we've already been
That's Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
They've stolen our thunder
They've stolen our taste
Is it any wonder, this is sour grapes
This is sour grapes
This is sour grapes
This is our gripe