Friends With Tractors

I got a friend in California lives out in LA
He hobnobs with those movie stars and thinks he's it made
But if he gets into a bind he can't count on all them actors
But I got all the back I need cause I got friends with tractors
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
On Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks
It's just about a guarantee some good ole boy gets stuck
Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mud hole ain't a factor
I'll sink mine to the floorboards' cause I got friends with tractors
And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowing speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
Them fancy five star restaurants leave you barely filled
They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread
Their gourmet meal looks more to me like fish bait on a cracker
But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors
And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
If snow piles up on Lambeau Field
Don't worry bout them Packers
Brett Favre he's a country boy
He's got friends with tractors
Hey let me tell you
You better make friends with all them plowboys
They got them John Deeres, Internationals, Massey-Fergusons
Don't worry bout gettin' stuck
They'll pull you out
Ain't goin' hungry neither
You know I'm fat and happy