Bobbi With An I

Well, Bobbi's been a friend since I can't remember when
We all went together to school
A linebacker, a quarterback sacker
Yeah, Bobbi, he's as strong as a mule
So imagine our shock
'Bout ten o'clock down at the Whistle Stop one weekend
Yeah, the whole place stopped
You coulda heard a chin drop
The minute he walked in
'Cause it was Bobbi with an I
He isn't just one of the guys
In his pink party dress
You never would guess
He benches 335
You better watch how much you drink
He might look better than you think
If it's the big-boned girl with a platinum curl
Hey, then don't be surprised
Yeah, that's just Bobbi with a I
Now, Monday mornin' he'll be be drivin' that tow truck
And he ain't takin' no lip
He's been known to knock a few teeth out
If you ask him for a beauty tip
So we live and let live
That's how it is nobody gives a second thought these days
But if somebody hollers
"Hey, there's a chick in the men's room!"
We just smile and say
No, that's just Bobbi with an I
He isn't just one of the guys
In his pink party dress
You never would guess
He benches 335
You better watch how much you drink
He might look better than you think
If it's the big-boned girl with a platinum curl
Hey, then don't be surprised
Yeah, that's just Bobbi with a
Hey (hey)
Who's that girl?
(Who's that girl)
With those shapely, sexy thighs?
That's just Bobbi with an I
He isn't just one of the guys
In his pink party dress
You never would guess
He benches 335
You better watch how much you drink
He might look better than you think
If it's the big-boned girl with a platinum curl
Hey, then don't be surprised
Yeah, that's just Bobbi with a I