It Might As Well Be Dunkeld

We had three days off from 26 shows and we didn't know what to do
Harvey went to London, and Lex went with him too
We drove up to Scotland to find some lochs and clans
And Doctor went to Germany to have sex with men
The Doctor went to Germany to have sex with men!
Chris Moses had an uncle that we didn't know much about
He had 16 different relatives and couldn't work it out
They took us in, gave us food and beer, and showed us where to sleep
Despite the close-knit community no one had webbed feet
Despite the close-knit community no one had webbed feet
We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well
But if we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
Gordy was in boozy heaven he drank all he could find
Mostly hash in Copenhagen he nearly lost his mind
Poor Luke fell in love with a prostitute he said the price was fair,
She loved his leather jacket and his thick body hair
She loved his leather jacket and his thick body hair
We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well
But if we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld
If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld