The Shocker

Peter met a girl one night and what she didn't know
Was he had planned to hit her with a shock from head to toe
His first and middle fingers slipped way up deep inside
His pinky roamed when she moaned, boy was she surprised!
Chris's technique differs, he likes to use his thumb
To really get you going, with his pinky in your bum
In and out as you scream and shout
I'll give you something that you can shout about, baby
"Hold on," she screams as she's moving too fast
I stick my pinky in your ass as I tell you
Everyone I meet gets the Shocker
I'll sweep you off your feet with the Shocker, oh my
Bitches think it's neat when I reach around and shock 'em
Feelin' like a freak makes 'em cry
Now Matt, he's really caring, he's sensitive and sweet
But don't let sweetness fool you, he can shock you with his feet
In and out as you scream and shout
I'll give you something that you can shout about, baby
"Hold on," she says, "This is moving too fast"
I stick my pinky in your ass
Johnny had a girlfriend, she said, "Johnny, you're the man"
But she just wasn't ready, not for Johnny's master plan
In and out as you scream and shout
I'll give you something that you can shout about, baby
"Hold on," she screams as she's moving too fast
I stick my pinky in your ass as I tell you
Everyone I meet thinks I'm sweet 'til I Shock 'em
I'll sweep you off your feet with the Shocker, oh my
Bitches think it's neat when I reach around and shock 'em
Feelin' like a freak makes 'em cry