Jingle Bells

Noodles: Crashing through the sno--
Penny: Now Hold O- I Say, Hold on a second here. It's "Dashing through the snow" not "Crashing"
Noodles: Whoops I thought it was crashi-- uh, oh. *gets knocked over*
Penny: Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields we go
Laughing all the way. (Craig imitates DR. EVIL)
Tracy: Bells on bob-tail ring
Making spirits bright
Both: What fun it is to ride and sing
Corey Taylor: A sleighing song tonight. (Penny: COREY!) *Mutters* whoops
All: Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Amber: A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
Link: And soon Miss Tracy Turnblad
Was seated by my side (Amber: LINK)
Sid Wilson; *Sounding like Eric Cartman* The horse was such a skank
Misfortune seemed her ass,
Dexter: *Over the intercom* Uh, Sid. Make it PG.
Sid: *Mutters* Okay. *Clears Throat* The Horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot,
Clown and Mick: We ran into a drifted bank
And *Doink* we got upsot.
All: Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Corny: Hey Guys, Check this out.
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell (Bonk);
Wilbur: A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
Edna: He laughed at me as
I there sprawling laid
But
Eminem: Shake the ass like that
Dexter: *over the intercom* It's "quickly drove away." Not "Shake the ass like that"
Edna: Yeah, Marshall.
Eminem: Okay, Okay.
Edna: He laughed at me as I was there sprawling laid but quickly drove away.
All: Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Amber: Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're young,
Tracy: Take the boys along
And sing this sleighing song.
Corey Taylor: Just bet a bob-tailed bay,
Two-forty as his speed,
Amber: Hitch him to an open sleigh
and *crack*! You'll take the lead.
All: Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh. (x10)
Dexter: *Over the intercom* Guys, The Song's Over!
Penny: Whoops Sorry.
Eminem: Yeah, You guys.
Tracy: Who Are You Anyway?
Eminem: The Name's Marshall. Marshall Mathers
Noodles: Hey, I Know you. You're that Rapper who recently released "Relapse"
Eminem: Yeah, How did that "Tonya" Skit go?
Noodles: Um.. It is messed up. Anyway let's move on
Eminem: Yeah. Don't Do Drugs, Kids.