Long Distance Call

I'm gonna chase this bottle with a long distance phone call
I gotta tell this girl what's on my mind and that's all
Never mind the sex, but can you believe this text?
I'm gonna chase this bottle with a long distance phone call

I'm gonna send my ex an indignant email
And tell her how it felt when she sent me down that dusty trail
And if it winds up in her spam folder, well honey, that'll make me bolder
I'm gonna send my ex an indignant email

I'm gonna take some time to slide into your DMs
You're gonna know how I'm gonna know you've seen him (Cuz you don't reply)
You left me on read, and now I wish I was dead
I'm gonna take some time to slide into your DMs

Don't tell me girl that you changed your password
I thought it was "loosegoose69" but I mighta misheard
I'll put on my Guy Fawkes mask, and I'll hack right into that
Don't tell me girl that you changed your password

I'm gonna chase this bottle with a long distance phone call
I gotta tell this girl what's on my mind and that's all
Never mind the sex, but can you believe this text?
I'm gonna chase this bottle with a long distance phone call