I Shoulda Been An Astronaut

I don't make you quiver down your thighs
'Cause I make burgers, shakes and fries
You hate what I do
But I do it all for you
Would you love me better as a cowboy of the skies?
I should have been an astronaut
Then I could be the hero everyday
I should have been an astronaut
I think that you would love me more that way
All I'd have to do is float in space
And I could wear a shield across my face
Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
I should have been an astronaut
Should have been an astronaut
Architects don't make a woman moan
Engineers live their whole lives alone
Nothing turns on chicks
Like Tang and Space Food Sticks
And wearing brightly-colored jumpsuits has always been in vogue
I should have been an astronaut
Then I could be the hero everyday
I should have been an astronaut
I think that you would love me more that way
All I'd have to do is float in space
And I could wear a shield across my face
Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
I should have been an astronaut
Should have been an astronaut
You'd cry if I died
In a big flaming ball
And leave my brains in the park
And a statue in the mall
I'd be made out of bronze
and ten feet tall!
Nobody ever called John Glen a dickhead
Shoulda been an astronaut
Shoulda been an astronaut
And all I'd have to do is float in space
And I could wear a shield across my face
And I could be a fraud and not get caught
I shoulda been an astronaut
Shoulda been an astronaut
Shoulda been an astronaut
Shoulda been an astronaut!