I've been everywhere, man

[Chorus]
I've been everywhere, man x 2
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
[Spoken]
Hey Soph!
Yer mate?
Do you reckon you’ve been everywhere?
Yer I do actually
Or yer well, have you been to a place called Tullamore?
[Been to:]
Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba,
Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah,
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla,
Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla,
Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla,
I'm a killer.
[Chorus]
I've been everywhere, man x 2
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
[Spoken]
Ok lessy, you reckon you’ve been everywhere, Aye?
Yer!
Yer ok right o I bet you've never been to a place called, Moree
I've been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo,
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo,
Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne,
Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine,
Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella,
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the feller.
[Chorus]
I've been everywhere, man x 2
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
[Spoken]
ok Soph, you think you're pretty good.
Yer mate I do
But you're not, what about Wollongong, aye?
I've been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby,
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi,
Yarra Yarra, Boroondara, Wallangarra, Turramurra,
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra,
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta,
Wangaratta, Coolangatta, Parramatta, what's it matter?
[Chorus]
I've been everywhere, man x 2
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
[Spoken]
Ok Less mate I am going to stump you this time
Oh yer?
Yer
Yer
Yer well you’re not too bad
I know
But I bet you've never been to a place called Ettalong
I've been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Wollongong, Woodenbong, Ballarat,
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat,
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween,
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen,
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly,
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly.
[Chorus]
I've been everywhere, man x 2
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.