Someone Throw Me A Beach Towel...

I'm a bargain but built for disaster
So buy me out or take your chances
I count my minutes, I'm a second from the casket
In the line of fire, on the fast lane to fiction
Yes I'm a wreck, but at least I came equip
with the wit to clean this mess
I am next week's press
Well spoken and sexually suggestive
Lately my mind's been like the sea
where every line's a swim upstream
They'll throw you a rope
To wrap tightly around your throat
It's got me inside out of my mind
And on the spot And out of time
Burning to the butt of my cigarette
like a gentlemen losing etiquette
Leave all the guests and light a match
I want to go out with a snap snap snap
blinded by the flash flash flash of the camera
I closed my eyes and wished
Lately my mind's been like the sea
where every line's a swim upstream
They'll throw you a rope
To wrap tightly around your throat
Boy take your time,
You can't write hits over night.
Now I know who I am,
I'm one of a kind until I step outside.
Lately my mind's been like the sea
where every line's a swim upstream
They'll throw you a rope
To wrap tightly around your...
Lately my mind's been like the sea
where every line's a swim upstream
They'll throw you a rope
To wrap tightly around your throat
I'm Back!