I Brake For Brunettes

Well, I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes
Redheads, I stop on a dime, now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes
I let Firestone put me some new tires on just a few weeks ago
But man, I swear that wear and tear is already starting to show
Well, I ought to just whistle or yell, but man, I can't help myself
Well, I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes
Redheads, I stop on a dime, now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes
You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park
And Judy's beauty salon
And Lord, I tore up the street in front Betty's boutique
Where they come out with mini skirts on
Well, I know I'm gonna wear out my tread
Down by Tina's tanning bed
Well, I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes
Redheads, I stop on a dime, now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
No, they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes
I brake for brunettes
Man, I brake for brunettes