Stick It

Red lipstick on my blue collar
And her number in Maybelline black eyeliner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there before she washed it
Well, I started back-stepping, stumbling, stuttering
Telling her where I'd been and how she was just a friend
She said, "You know I know that ain't the truth
But if that's the story you're sticking to, yeah."
Well, you can stick it where the sun don't shine
Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride
We'll drive back to that watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt and lime
(Suck a little salt and lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don't shine
Have me a good time
Hey, got a call from Woodrow
"Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all over the lawn
There's a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat
And your ol' lady's cussing and a-carrying on."
So I told Woodrow, "Put her on the cellphone."
He said, "I can't, bro, she's got me in a choke hold
Doing that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow."
"Hello? Woodrow? Hello?"
"Oh, is that you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
Gonna take her advice and stay all night
Sit back down at this watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt and lime
(Suck a little salt and lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don't shine
And have me a good time
She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
Gonna take her advice and stay all night
Sit back down at this watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt and lime
(Suck a little salt and lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don't shine
And have me a good time
(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
I'm gonna take her advice and stay all night)
Stick it where the sun don't shine
(Sit back down at this watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold)
Hey, bartender, want you to pour me another one
And make it real strong
(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
I'm gonna take her advice and stay all night)
There's Woodrow right now
Oh, damn, man, that looks bad
(Sit back down at this watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold)
Whoo, your elbow supposed to bend that way?
(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine."
I'm gonna take her advice and stay all night)
"Hey, brother, did you get all my clothes?
I might need a place to stay, to stay for a while."
(Sick back at this watering hole
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo's gold)
She's damn tough, ain't she?
Stick it where the sun don't shine, yeah