You Stole The Sun

You Stole The Sun
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
You stole the sun.
You stole the sun.
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
So I got myself a ladder and I climbed upto the sun,
I took with me my sunglasses, I took my water pistol,
And eventually I shot him, and stuck him in my bag
I took him the ladder and he toasted all my fags
And then I hung him in my bedroom and it was nice and hot
I went into my wardrobe I put on my shades and shorts
Soon I had a suntan, I hadn’t told a soul
The police came round to ask me, I said I didn’t know
You stole the sun.
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
Well it was pitch black outside
No one could see a thing
And I’m stood here with my guitar and I begin to sing
While everybody else, is searching for a torch
I’m stood in the sunshine, there’s no way I’m getting bored
I’m sipping on a cocktail, I suck a strawberry split
I hold my glass up in the air, I said I love this shit
Mr Sunshine said to me, “When will you set me free?”
I said to him with a grin on my face “No you’re all for me”
You stole the sun.
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
Well I’m making a confession and I don’t know why
But I had this sudden urge to take the sun right out the sky
To keep it for myself, not for anybody else
I got so blind and selfish that I begun to melt
And after about 3 days, I burnt up to a crisp
I had to leave the sun off guard to go and have a piss
To go and get some cream, to soothe my painful blisters
I ran down to the shop, I heard somebody whisper
They asked me where I’d been and why I looked like a lobster
I blamed it on my ex who went to uni and I lost her
She called me on the phone, and give me loads of grief,
She says I need to get a life and that I am a thief
I don’t know how she caught me, she really sussed me out
But anyway I’ve got to go I’ve got things to sort out
I ran back up the road, I looked up at my house
My window was ajar mister sunshine had got out
_________ making daylight, and I felt full of spite,
I fell down on my knees, and I began to cry
Mister Sunshine got away, he was shining down his rays
I went and got my ladders and I got him back again.
You stole the sun.
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
Who stole, Who stole, Who stole the sun?
You stole the sun yeahh
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and it’s raining outside,
You stole the sun you ain’t giving him to anyone.
You stole the sun,
You stole the sun from everyone.