I've Become A Cliché

You know how it is, I'm over 40 now.
I've got a family and I got shit to do.
And you know, I made the decision when I was 40.
I'm going on the wagon, you know.
No more drinking, no more drug taking.
Well, this? This is a beer, but you know, this is light beer.
It's not even like drinking beer.
I've Become A Cliché. X4
OK well I have a drink or two at shows, but only to loosen up.
I totally stopped doing drugs.
Oh, prescription drugs, that's different.
It doesn't have to be my prescription.
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.
But you know I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.
I mean, unless you got some.
I've Become A Cliché X4
Oh, you're not holding?
Well that's cool, no big deal.
I never do it unless its just around, and someones offering it.
Well I know a guy, yeah.
He's like ten minuets away.
I'll drive.
You know, I got money too.
Oh, yeah, we could just stay here, or...
I'll be back in twenty.
I've Become A Cliché X4
What do you mean?
This is not a last call.
This is first call.
We'll, I know a place we can go.
We'll go right...
You threw up.