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Wipe My Butt (Tim and Eric Awesome Show cover)

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Wipe My Butt (Tim and Eric Awesome Show cover) Lyrics

I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt

I don't wipe my butt
'Cause it's a waste of toilet tissue
Oh people don't you know
My brown crusty stains are an environmental issue

I don't wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
No, I'll never... wipe my butt
He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
Don't you see... I'll never wipe my butt?
Never. Never. Mmm, I'll never wipe my butt.
Ever, no no, no never wipe my butt no no.

Never, never wipe that butt.

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This song contains really beautiful imagery.

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