Aquaman's Lament

Sitting in the Hall Of Justice
Is there justice after all
‘Cause after all when you discuss us
I am the last name you’ll recall
So he might sell a few more comics
As soberly he saves the world
I've had seven gin and tonics
And I want you to be my girl
I could take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic
Vicci Vale my heart you stole
Have you ever got the notion
That he's just a rat with wings
Well I'm the king of seven oceans
And Vicci you're my everything
Barring maritime disasters
I have got some time to spare
While he's all tied up with Robin
In a cape and underwear
I could take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic
Vicci Vale my heart you stole
If you see it with objective
He is just Bruce Wayne in tights
But you could be a bit selective
And have free seafood every night
Well I could understand it
If he were Superman
‘Cause after all that cat can fly
But take away that Batmobile
That boat, that belt, that butler
He's just another boring guy
I could take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic
Vicci Vale my heart you stole
If you look at it from my side
Of the heroes that you've met
He's a bit more on the dry side
Everything's better when wet