Venus Bound

I'm building me a rocket ship
To go where womerns don't give no lip
I'ma blastin off
Baby I'm Venus bound
I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I'm bustin out of this atmosphere
I'm a haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound
I stole a jet plan moter form the surplus yard
I'm gonna strap the thang on to my Cadillac car
I got some nuclear fuel from the power plant on the day they was closed for a meltdown
I gotta oxygen tank and a fireproof suit
A motorcylce hemet and some freeze dried fruit
I'm building me a big ol' launch pad too
Tomorrow I'm commencin' countdown
I'ma blastin off to that Venus place
I'll be the only country-western troubadour in space
I'm building me a rocket ship to go where womerns don't give no lip
I'ma hauling ass baby i'm Venus bound
Here I come Venus
(guitar solo)
Now it's the only planet in the constellations that's got an all female population
But they need a man to have relations and baby that's the job for me
I'm goin' up there to teach 'em how to act
Them fine purdy Venus women wont talk back
It's an unknown world baby that's a fact
And i'm gonna be it's king
They need a man to help them breed
That means the younguns will all look just like me
I'm building me a rocket ship
To go where womerns don't give no lip
I'ma blastin off
Baby I'm Venus bound
I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I'm bustin' out of this atmostphere
I'm a haulin' ass
Baby i'm Venus bound
I'ma haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound