I Told You I Was Freaky

Girl
I'm gonna take the month of August off
Just to get you off
I'm freaky
I'm gonna clear the table top
We're gonna need a mop
I'm Freaky
Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
And then we can float in a moat and be freaky
Freak-ay
Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey
Now I'm covered in money, honey
I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass
You can act like you don't know me
I take a cup and then I put it on my head
And I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head
I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky, baby)
You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
I told you I was freaky (Hey look at me)
Girl, let's get freaky
Let's make two life-size cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
And then pose them into sensual positions
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons
I'll flip some clips on my lips
I'll clip some chips to your hips
I'll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
You can be a squirrel
And store my nuts for me
I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky, baby)
You didn't believe me (Take that off)
I told you I was freaky (Put this on)
Girl, I do this shit weekly
I want to fly so high in the sky and see what out love brings
Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers
And make some homemade wings
Gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
Girl, can you believe we're flyin' on homemade pillow wings?
Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your cake tin
Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
I told you I was freaky
Did you think I was fakin?
At eight PM I sell my underpants on eBay
At half-past nine I hold a seance in your hallway
At ten o' clock I ask some ghosts for a three way
Yes it's creepy, I told you I was freaky
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I told you I was freaky, baby
I told you I was freaky, baby