Great British Summertime

It aint easy to love your country
When you find it hard to find time to do things
With people who like to go out and have fun
And get close to skin
Tanned by the light of sun
Please stay on my good side
And you will find I dont give a shite
Living life with out pride feels nice
Take that holy load off your mind
Bench press, fanny balling, balls all night
Who wants to, gets to, makes you,
Do the things that you don't want to do.
Try to take on four nights
Quench thirst and satisfy appetites
Who wants to, gets to, makes you,
Do the things that you don't want to do.
Try to take on four nights
I wanna spend more time in my bed
I want more booze and a lot more head
I'm looking for a beach somewhere in the Med
I should be at work, but I'm grinning here instead
Why do you gain, when you could loose a lot?
Spend your whole life taking microdots, pills, hashish, ketamine
To make you look more like an anorexic teen
Come enjoy the great British summertime
With the girls getting loose when they snort lines
Jenny gets too shy for the seaside
Paul's getting ???
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Grass blades and the knickers and frontals
Come together for just one night
Then I'll go get lost at first light
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Grass blades and the knickers and frontals
Come together for just one night
I wanna spend more time in my bed
I want more booze and a lot more head
I'm looking for a beach somewhere in the Med
I should be at work, but I'm grinning here instead
Who wants to, gets to, makes you
Do the things that you don't want to do
Try to take on four nights
Quench thirst and satisfy appetites
It's the great, it's the great British summertime!