Tulsa Telephone Book

have you read any good telephone books lately?
if you ain't let me recommend one
I've already read that Tulsa telephone book a thirteen times
if you don't know any last names it ain't much fun
reading that Tulsa telephone book can drive a guy insane
especially if that girl you're looking for has got no last name
I've got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end
so I'm reading that Tulsa telephone book again
yeah I lived down in down town Tulsa didn't have very much going
she lived in Tulsa and didn't have very much on
she said her name's Juanita
I said my name's J.B.
when I awoke the very next morning well she was gone
reading that Tulsa telephone book can drive a guy insane
especially if that girl you're looking for has got no last name
I've got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end
so I'm reading that Tulsa telephone book again
all the operators in Tulsa know my voice now
yeah, they've got to know just how long I've been alone
if you meet a girl named Juanita with some ribbons in her hair
won't you tell her she's wanted on the phone?
reading that Tulsa telephone book can drive a guy insane
especially if that girl you're looking for has got no last name
I've got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end
so I'm reading that Tulsa telephone book again
reading that Tulsa telephone book again