The Secret Handshake

(It's a simple question, really
All I need to know is
Are you in, or are you out?)
Hey you, do you want to know the secret handshake?
A simple yes or no is all you should say
And if it's yes, then you'd have to learn the passwords
Oh, where are my manners?
We have a brilliant resume
Oh no, I never said that our actions would be proper,
But I maintain my offer
(All I need to know is
Are you in or are you out?)
What is it gonna be?
What is it gonna take?
What do I have to say?
Come on, won't you tell me now,
Are you in or are you out? (x2)
Oh please, yes I know that I'm flirting with disaster
You should know that's exactly what I'm after
Oh and of course, you'd be working with the elite
The best we have to offer
Wait, I thought I heard you say
That you never thought betrayal was courageous?
Well that is just outrageous
(All I need to know is
Are you in or are you out?)
What is it gonna be?
What is it gonna take?
What do I have to say?
Come on, won't you tell me now,
Are you in or are you out? (x2)
One thing left to do
One thing left to prove
One last piece to move
This ain't about justice
It's about revenge,
And a lifetime membership
(Well, now that the blueprint's been laid out
And that you have all the details
It's a simple question, really
All I need to is
Are you in or are you out?)
What is it gonna be?
What is it gonna take?
What do I have to say?
Come on, won't you tell me now,
Are you in or are you out? (x2)
One thing left to do
One thing left to prove
One last piece to move
This ain't about justice
It's about revenge,
And a lifetime membership
Come on, won't you tell me now,
Are you in or are you out?