Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) Lyrics

Too many dicks on the dance floor.
Too many dicks on the dance floor.
(Too many dicks.)
Too many dicks on the dance floor.
(Too many dicks.)
Too many dicks on the dance floor.
(Too many dicks.)

[Jemaine]
Going to the party,
Sippin' on Bacardi.
Wanna meet a hottie,
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty.
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy,
They're on leave from the army.
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami.

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood.
It ain't no good if there's too much wood.
Make sure you know before you go,
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio.
Five to one is a brodeo,
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go.
Wait outside all night to find,
Twenty dudes in a conga line.

Too many dicks on the dance floor.
(Easy to fix.)
Too many dicks on the dance floor.
(Spread out the dicks.)

[Dave]
Too many dudes,
With too many dicks,
Too close to my shit,
Too hard to meet chicks.
I need better odds,
More broads, less rods.
I came to do battle...
Scadaddle with the cattle prods.

[Jemaine]
Too many men,
Too many boys,
Too many misters,
Not enough sisters.
Too much time on, too many hands...
Not enough ladies, too many mans.

[Jemaine]
Too many dicks,
Too many dongs.
Too many schlongs,
Now sing this song.
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Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

I've never heard this song, but the lyrics are amazing.

Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

look for this video on YouTube, its hilarious and the song is awesome!

Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

dude the first time i saw the show i was really blitzed out and was almost asleep and the song started and i laughed for like an hour straight no lie. nice work

That's awesome!

Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Amazing song, haha.

Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Here's a story about my best friend. I wish I could have been there to see this, just to capture it for YouTube or something. I made him a cd of the Season 2 songs, and after he heard this song, he left it on repeat in his car stereo. One night he picked up a client of his and completely forgot about the cd. The second he turned on his engine, Too Many Dicks started blaring full blast. My friend's face got flushed out of embarrassment. And the client? Oh, he loved the song! After the first moment of awkward silence, he was like, "Wow, now I know more about you than you probably ever wanted me to know. But the song has a killer beat!"

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Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

the video clip is SO funny :P

Cover art for Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

lol i love this song. i heard it on NOVA 969 FM, and the video for this funny too. Arj barker fits suitably well in the skit. I undeniably love the show

 
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