I'm In Love With a Sexy Lady

I think I've fallen in love with a girl and it's serious.
Oh, that's great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl that's so serious.
Well I don't really know her.
Oh, that don't sound so serious.
We're serious, I'm delirious.
Sounds serious.
Yeah.
That's cool. I met a new girl too.
Have you?
Yeah.
One of those girls you met on the net?
No, we really met.
Well, that's great news.
What's she like, what does she do?
All I know, dawg is that she's careless with her dog.
I'm not sure what she does, but she makes me want her.
She makes me wanna get on top of her.
Oh, that sounds great, man. That sounds great hey, wait!
What?
Maybe I'm crazy but when did you meet this lady?
Just then.
When?
Then.
Right then?
Right then.
Where?
There.
Over there?
Over there.
Over there, there?
Over there, there, there!
Just now?
Just now.
How'd you meet your lady?
I was going for a jog and she'd lost a dog.
I was running in the area and she'd lost a terrier.
Was this about 20 seconds ago?
No, about 23 seconds ago.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, oh no, no, no, oh no, no no
What?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!
Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Yeah!
Like strawberry wine?
Yeah! Yeah!
And blueberry track suit pants!
White chocolate skin!
And socks!
That sounds like her!
Hang on a minute.
Stop the track.
Eugene, stop the track!
Do you mean the girl who came up to us when we were running in the park just now and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Yeah, that's the girl!
Was her name Brahbrah?
No, I think it was Barbara.
Her name was Brahbrah.
It's was Barbara. There's no such name as Brahbrah.
It's Brahbrah.
It's Barbara.
It was Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Brahbrah.
Bret, she was looking at me.
No, she was looking at me.
Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee.
Dawg, I'm sorry she had her eye on my guns.
Oh you're loco, she was checking out my buns.
No bro, she had an eye on me.
She had an eye on me.
Well how could she have a eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talking about that girl with the lazy eye?
I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye!
We're both in love with a sexy lady
with a eye that's lazy
the girl that's fly
With the wonky eye,
She's smokin' with an eye that's broken
I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
[fade out]
We're both in love with a sexy lady with a eye that's lazy the girl that's fly
With the wonky eye, she's smokin' with an eye that's broken...