Guys Like When Girls Kiss

There probably ain't one woman on Earth who hasn't considered this
Men are from another planet, how can we possibly co-exist?
They came from Mars, women came from Venus
We think with our brains, men think with their penis
Every stereotype has a little bit of truth
There's a staircase of evidence if you needed some proof
Perplexed by the opposite sex, I'll tell you what's next
Where I'm gonna direct my love and affection
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'm'a tell every single guy who be hollerin, "They can go to hell"
Go make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Oh, our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be crying
'Cause the ceremony was sad
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss
Friends keep telling me younger boys will eventually be a problem
I swore off being with older men again and again
And I thought of giving up on Caucasians, Hispanics, and Asians
Exclusively being with men of an African decent
I'm beginning to understand I'll never ever be content
In any given element, I'm 100% convinced I wouldn't need to turn into a lesbian
If me and the boys could just stop disagreeing on just about everything
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'm'a tell every single guy who be hollerin, "They can go to hell"
Go make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Oh, our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be crying
'Cause the ceremony was sad
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss
I don't care how wrong it's gonna be
But you gonna be all into me
We're gonna be so happy
Cause you take what I say seriously
We're getting along beautifully
Loving me endlessly
Girls kiss girls
We do it so sensually
We turn all the boys
We'll make them go crazy
I'm getting my revenge
But how insane?
I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'm'a tell every single guy who be hollerin, "They can go to hell"
Go make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Oh, our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisle
Gonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be crying
'Cause the ceremony was sad
But it won't be so bad
I don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss