Goodbye, My 4-Track

Goodbye, my 4-Track
Goodbye, microphones
No more songs about noodles and fish
No more references to telephones
So, goodbye, my 4-Track
Goodbye, everyone
It's been fun
But I gotta run
So goodbye
I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day
But that don't seem to be keepin' the utilities paid
You know, things don't always go the way you want them to, and whether or not you like it, that's the way it is; there's no avoiding it. If you believe in all that destiny crap, well, I'll tell you, you can't change it. But even if you feel like there's no hope in the entire bloody world, there's always that one little thing you should always remember. What that is, well, I forget, but the point is this: It doesn't matter whether or not things go right all the time, because it's not all your fault anyway, so cheer up and stop feeling so bad for yourself, you big babyhead!
I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day
But that don't seem to be keepin' the utilities paid
Whoa now, goodbye, my 4-Track
Goodbye, everyone
It's been fun
But I gotta run
So goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Heh, April Fools!