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Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) Lyrics
(Spoken) Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
(Spoken) Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back
(Spoken) Ahh, thank you very much!
(Spoken) Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back
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Hooray for my John Thomas.
it's stupid!!!!!!!!!!! discusting,rude,filthy... i like it.lol!!!:D
Gah, The emoticons on this damn site look just like the ones on BearShare's chat app. Cuurses.
i agree wit this song, instead of a dog being a mans best friend, id have to say that ur cock is ur best freind^_^
it makes me sad that I don't have one.
is that because your female? or....?
is that because your female? or....?
its funny cos its true.
what the bloody hell.....?
I want one! Wahhh!
not!
Great top notch song - Comedic genius - Short and to the point!