Destiny Is A Fickle Bitch

When your mother was pregnant she got hit by a car
You’re a miracle baby with emotional scars
She said name him John as they carried you away
But Richard Alpert knew who you’d be some day
Ben and Hurley sleeping someone’s chopping wood
For a break from Dharma a cabin would be good
And building a cabin never seemed slow
Maybe cause the builder died twelve years ago
And Hurley’s got Malomar dreams
And a bad case of cabin fever
Cause destiny is a fickle bitch Locke
One day you’re the chosen one and the next day your not
And Jacob’s been waiting a long time for you
But Christian and Claire gonna aft to do
In high school they called you John Locker
Geronimo Jackson Rocker
Superhero they’d said you’d never be
And then you flew out eight stories
And Hurley here’s the Dharma Grave
You love the ranch dressing they made
Wondered what happened to them
Have I introduced you to Ben
Cause destiny is a fickle bitch Locke
One day you’re the chosen one and the next day your not
And Jacob’s been waiting a long time for you
But Christian and Claire gonna aft to do
Hangin’ in the cabin doesn’t look that bad
When you’re catching up with your ghost of your dad
And here’s what you do when the island must be saved
When the people come, move the island away
Cause destiny is a fickle bitch Locke
One day you’re the chosen and the next day your not
And Jacob’s been waiting a long time for you
But Christian and Claire gonna have to do