Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
Like buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was

Fell out of bed
Butterfly bandage
But don't worry
You'll never remember
Your head is far too blurry
Put him in the back of a squad car
Restrain that man
He needs his head put through a cat scan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
Hey doctor, I'm certifiable

Oh, I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys
With their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)
Ooh oh oh

Little girl
You got me staring odd, oh
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
Painted doors in the highway
Truck stop stalls
Lot-lizards scales to deny my rules
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk, when you leave the room

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

Boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life (another shot at life)
Imperfect boys
With their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear your sing about tragedy) oooh

(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
So boycott love (detox just to retox)
Boycott love (detox just to retox)
Boycott love (detox just to retox)

So boycott love (boycott love)
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys
With their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing)
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy) whoa