Handpocket

Put your hand in my back pocket
As if it were your own back pocket
Sing with me, Bri (Laa Daa Daa)
Cause singin’ makes me wanna do it (Thank you)
Skate with me (her) to the place where
I (she) once met with mortal danger
The ice was thin and I fell through it
And when I got out I was panicked
And when I’m panicked I can’t skate, no no no
When I got out the bruises on my knees were enormous
Once my dad took me ice fishing
I was cold and bored and found myself wish that I was
Doing anything else but ice fishing
So I wondered away with my head in outer space
I feel into a hole my dad had drilled into the lake
When he pulled me my dad’s friends could not stop laughing
I almost died it was so embarrassing
But I’m alive so you can fall in love with me
So put put put put
Put your hand in my back pocket
As if it were your own back pocket
Sing with me, Bri (Laa Daa Daa)
Cause singin’ makes me wanna do it
Ski with me (her) to the place where
I (she) once met with mortal danger
I fell in front of a big snow plower
And the truck was going to run me over
And if my dad had not pulled me out of the way
I would not be here to be in love with you today
So put put put put
Put your hand in my back pocket
As if it were your own back pocket
Sing with me, Bri (Laa Daa Daa)
Cause singin’ makes me wanna do it