Worries

If you had a Cadillac you'd worry about the gas
If you could the future you'd just worry about the past
And if you had a lawyer you would worry about who to sue
And if you had a penis you'd just worry about who to screw
But I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
If you married a millionaire you'd worry about his stock
And if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock
And if you had a record out you'd worry "Will it sell?"
And though you were in Heaven you'd still worry about Hell
But I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
Try to ease your mind, try to calm down and relax
If I could solve your problems then I'd send you a fax
I really tried to help you out but now I've given up
You spend your time worrying and you really need to stop
But I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world
I guess that's you with all
The worries in the world