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Asian Hooker Lyrics
I’m in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don’t speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I’m in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won’t work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I’m fuckin’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin gonna be the man!
Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don’t speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won’t work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I’m fuckin’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin gonna be the man!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!
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Submitted by
jimmy_ray On Oct 26, 2008
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I'm guessing it's about a guy who happens to like dating prostitutes of the Far Eastern type... can't be sure though.