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The Lighter Side of Global Terrorism Lyrics
Can I touch you here?
May I search your bags?
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way
You bulge in your clothes
Yehhhh I love my job
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
I love to feel sexy things
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
When I was young and someone's guest
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a tingle up from below
Oh, how I love to find
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts away
Until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
See your shiny jewels
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe
So fork 'em over,
Or you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked them
In your suitcase
Meanwhile, down below
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills! Cash! Electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they were there
In the first place
Who is that behind
The one way mirror blind
Just little ol' me
And my non-dairy creme
Gotta wipe it up and go select
Someone new
Wooo!
May I search your bags?
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way
You bulge in your clothes
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a tingle up from below
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts away
Until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe
Or you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked them
In your suitcase
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills! Cash! Electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they were there
In the first place
The one way mirror blind
Just little ol' me
And my non-dairy creme
Gotta wipe it up and go select
Someone new
Wooo!
Song Info
Submitted by
flavour Country On Oct 08, 2008
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Obviously about the people who work for airport security. I work in an airport and yeah, this song rings way too true. Who would have guessed that conducting physical searches would attract some of the creepiest fuckers you've ever met.