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Cruisin' down the freeway
Slurpin' latte in my blue Beamer Roadster
I won for being Sales Rep of the Week
At my now failed dot.com
Then it happens again
S.U.V. damn near killed me
They make the roads so unsafe
I bought me one the very next day
Why do I eat up so much gas?
Why do I cut you off the pass?
What do I drive like such an ass?
Because I can!
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
But I need my armored luxury tank
To drive to work and drive home
Keep my children safe
As I run down yours
While I talk on my cell phone
Better you than me
Got important places to be
School, soccer, psychiatrist,
And then the wine boutique
Why do I flaunt my upper class?
Hogging two parking spaces
Why do I act like such an ass?
No boundaries, man
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
Blow them up! Key their hoods!
Run them out of the neighborhood
Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap
War for oil? Draft them!
Got a big hummer with monster tires
It's the latest craze
When S.U.V.s are not enough
To break a traffic jam
Up and over I go
My terminator crushing cars below
I'm late for a meeting
More important than yours
The Krispy Kremes are getting cold!
What is it 'bout the Navigator
Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons
That brings out the road-rage macho dick
In everybody who drives one
Icy curves, slow down
Another pathfinder found its way to Hell
What a great way to thin the herd
But why should we have to share the road with
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
Slurpin' latte in my blue Beamer Roadster
I won for being Sales Rep of the Week
At my now failed dot.com
S.U.V. damn near killed me
They make the roads so unsafe
I bought me one the very next day
Why do I cut you off the pass?
What do I drive like such an ass?
Because I can!
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
To drive to work and drive home
Keep my children safe
As I run down yours
While I talk on my cell phone
Got important places to be
School, soccer, psychiatrist,
And then the wine boutique
Hogging two parking spaces
Why do I act like such an ass?
No boundaries, man
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
Run them out of the neighborhood
Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap
War for oil? Draft them!
It's the latest craze
When S.U.V.s are not enough
To break a traffic jam
My terminator crushing cars below
I'm late for a meeting
More important than yours
The Krispy Kremes are getting cold!
Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons
That brings out the road-rage macho dick
In everybody who drives one
Another pathfinder found its way to Hell
What a great way to thin the herd
But why should we have to share the road with
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
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Submitted by
flavour Country On Oct 08, 2008
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fucking suvs i hate them so much.
By the way, it's
"What a great way to thin the herd"
We can thank our congress and senate for the SUV's , The taxpayers footed the bill from a pork barrel bailout of the auto makers. The bigger and heavier your car, the more rebate you got. So, if you had the credit to drive off in one taxpayers foot the bill.