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Major Pager Lyrics
Mr Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
Cause Mr Major's old and greyer
Then he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Colombo
He's just got off a slowboat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no answers to my questions
I need no questions to my answers
I need no answers to my questions
I need no questions to my answers
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
Cause Mr Major's old and greyer
Then he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean
And I need no questions to my answers
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Colombo
He's just got off a slowboat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no questions to my answers
I need no questions to my answers
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