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Major Pager Lyrics

Mr Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions
Cause Mr Major's old and greyer
Then he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Colombo
He's just got off a slowboat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
I need no questions to my answers

I need no answers to my questions
I need no questions to my answers
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Cover art for Major Pager lyrics by Space

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