Short Bus

See it coming down the road
Going twenty miles or more
The driver can't reach the pedals
So he's sitting on the floor
He's got no sense of direction
And the accelerator's down
The people start to scream
As they're going into town
With a fifth of wine
He's rolling down the line
In a beaten up shuttle plus
Short bus driver
Got a chip on his shoulder
And enough is never enough
Got a stick in his hand
His nose is in a bag
Rolling through the traffic
Like a hurricane tag
The chromosomes are high
Common sense is down low
He thinks he'll get commended
But he don't know where to go
With a fifth of wine
He's rolling down the line
In a beaten up shuttle plus
Short bus driver
Got a chip on his shoulder
And enough is never enough
Little Jimmy watched the news
He saw the carnage on the screen
So he took his daddy's car
And he stepped out on the scene
Now he's in an orphanage
No one will take him in
Because his biggest hero is a short bus driver
And we all know that's a sin
With a fifth of wine
He's rolling down the line
In a beaten up shuttle plus
Short bus driver
Got a chip on his shoulder
And enough is never enough
With a fifth of wine
He's rolling down the line
In a beaten up shuttle plus
Short bus driver
Got a chip on his shoulder
And enough is never enough