The Wheelchair Kommando Ate My Sheeploving Baby

she told me she is a nun
addicted to jizzus & dumpsterdiving
she said she would put used scum
into my morning bowl of cereals
she would show me how to drink pee
and eat her shit from a filled ashtray
she told me she loves my gun
i knew this was a stinky lie ... but anyway
she increased my EQ
to an incredible marshmallow marvel level
when she played with her bloody tampons
and called them snoopy or richthofen
she poured away all my beers
refilled the bottles with vinegar
she listened to all my cds
marked the best ones with a screwdriver
she used to tell exciting stories
about my personal love for spicy farts
she taught me how to roleplay
how grandmother was raped by the wolf
she freed my hidden inner hulk
tore up my clothings and beat me green
sometimes she asked for my help
how to formulate another lonely hearts ad
the weelchair kommando was in town tonight
were on a booze ride, girlfriend booster rite
the weelchair kommando was in town tonight
they gave me no fright, they were nice and polite
the weelchair kommando ate my baby tonight
i'm in mourning now, i'm feeling better now
the weelchair kommando ate my weep loving baby tonight
the weelchair kommando ate my cheap loving baby tonight
the weelchair kommando ate my sheep loving baby tonight
bought some new beers and cds
invited some friends to come over to my place
showed em what's left of the fake nun
got her corpse back for some munging fun
we jumped all night and all day long
danced the ketchup pogo with the stupid bitch
played bum soccer with her skull
cut her tits off and wore them as fool's caps
ripped off her loose extremities
had some fresh guts pie 3- way fucking
life's like playing doctors
always keep the fun stuff and bury the rest
always keep the fun stuff and bury the rest
collect rivetpussies.